Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Here Comes Santa Claus


You know, when you’re Santa, you probably hear a lot of interesting things.  Probably much like working as a bartender.  You get to hear all about what’s going right and wrong in the lives of your patrons, and you get to try to help them any way you can.

So here’s a brief conversation that took place between Jadon and Santa.

Santa:  What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

Jadon:  I want a big Woody.

Santa (rolls eyes & takes a swig from flask):  You and me both, kid.

Ok, ok, Santa didn’t really say that last part.  But you never know with those mall Santas.  They can be creepy sometimes.

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