Saturday, January 04, 2014

A Profound Conversation


And thus went the conversation between Jason and me.  Experience the profoundness:

Him:  I bet Batman gets it all the time.

Me:  (snorting) Huh?

Him:  I mean, with that suit and those skills, you KNOW he gets it every day.

Me:  (rolling eyes) NO he doesn’t.

Him:  Of course he does.  He’s a superhero.  And he has a cape.  Done deal.

Me:  Doesn’t matter.  He still doesn’t get it every day.  That’s ridiculous.

Him:  It wouldn’t even have to be the same girl.  They probably line up for him.  He is Bruce Freaking Wayne.

Me:  He may be Bruce Freaking Wayne, but that suit makes his balls smell.

Him:  So what?  Does that even matter?

Me:  Hell yeah, it matters.

Him:  Well, what about Superman?

Me:  Nope, he runs around in his underwear.  Not even close to getting it every day.

Him:  No way you are telling me Spidey and Thor and all those guys are NOT getting it all the time.

Me:  Wait just a minute.  You never said anything about Thor.  That’s different.  He’s in a totally different league.  Thor totally gets it whenever he wants.

Him:  You are crazy.

The moral of the story is that I may be in-freaking-sane, BUT show me a dude who’s chiseled and tossing around that hammer, and I’m just sayin’ I’m stayin’ for the party.  Also, Batman is NOT getting it every day, and that heavy-assed suit can in NO WAY be odor resistant.

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